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Okay, Okay, I know you guys are all thinking it. Why is it that fashion blogger poses always look the same?
One scroll through your Instagram feed and you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. I know I see it all the time. But in the spirit of being kind (and not trying to call anybody out), I decided I’m going to use my own photos as examples, because GUESS WHAT, I’m guilty too 😉
7 Fashion Blogger Poses that Don’t Make Sense
1. The Lost Car KeysÂ
Why are we always looking down?? What did we drop that we STILL can’t find?
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2. The Fake Purse
What do you do with your hand when you feel awkward and don’t know how to pose? Well, just stand there and look like you feel awkward and don’t know how to pose.
3. The Off Camera Comedian
Why are we always smiling and laughing at nothing? I know for a fact there is no one standing there telling us the funniest thing we’ve heard all day.
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4. The Endless Walk
How many imaginary calories are we burning by going nowhere?
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5. The Cold Coffee Pose
How much money have we spent on coffee just to drink it cold in the name of a good Instagram photo?
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6. The Pantene Commercial
Apparently, our hair is just so irresistible that we just can’t. stop. touching. it.
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7. The 21st Century Teenager
We’re so addicted to Instagram that we have to be on Instagram while taking photos for Instagram.
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Did I miss any? What are you most guilty of?
I gotta say I do #1 the most… 😉
You article was just so fun.
I do really love the off camera comedian poses tho.
xx,
Margot
https://troughthepasturesofthesky.com/
All the poses are great! It’s just comical how we always end up doing the same ones 🙂
the fake purse: “What do you do with your hand when you feel awkward and don’t know how to pose? Well, just stand there and look like you feel awkward and don’t know how to pose.”
haha!!
What about fashion bloggers looking at the camera- is that a pose? I don’t see that too often.
i LOVE this post, it made me laugh the whole thing. And it’s so true! I just had a shoot this AM and am now realizing how many of these I used! coffee and my hair are my go-tos!
Aw! So glad you loved it! Haha, it’s funny when you start to notice it in yourself! Going through my pictures I was thinking “wow, I do that one A LOT!”
Too funny! And so very true! I love your Pantene commercial ones, though. My least favorite blogger pose is the walking in the street one. You know, where there are taxis and tons of traffic and they look like they’re oh-so-busy and rushing off to be somewhere, but you know they’re really just holding up traffic and being obnoxious. lol
Haha good point! There’s never any traffic where I live in Iowa lol, but I could see that being a problem in a big city 😉
Haha oh my gosh I think I’m guilty of all of these!
You’re not the only one 😉
I love this list! Chic and elegant, perfect for everyday wear and never go out of style.
I love when things don’t go out of style!
This is so fun to read!!! I recognize myself in these poses!!
Haha it happens! 😉
I am definitely guilty of 1 and 3 lol
We all are 😉
Oh my gosh! I am absolutely dying over this!!!!! You are too cute babe. Hugs, Kait
Aww thanks so much! Happy you found it amusing 🙂
I love all the oufit you post here. Great job in putting them all together! Thanks for sharing this to us!
Thanks, Helen!
Hahaha this is such a cute post girl!! Made me laugh, these are too funny!!
Kileen
cute & little
Glad it made you laugh! 😉
Haha it’s so funny to talk about our poses we do when you blog. I am guilty of doing #6 all the time.
xx,
Amanda || http://www.fortheloveofglitter.com
Haha that’s a good one! 😉
This is hilariously true! I do all of these…
You’re not the only one! 😉
Lmao #7, I love it. I see each one of these a billion times over on IG!
Haha yes, so true!
I may be a little guilty of the pantene commercial!
It happens! 😉
This post is too funny! I am so guilty of doing most of these poses. My worst one is hat touching! My sister takes my photos and always makes fun of me when I fall in to the classic “blogger poses”
-Mackenzie
http://www.kenzywho.com
Haha! Whenever I’m wearing a hat I always touch it too!
This is so funny and so true!! I started reading thinking “surely none of these are me” and dang if I didn’t come up guilty on all accounts! lol.. I really love the coffee one and have been guilty of saving the empty cups for good pics! It’s silly really.
xo
Taylor
http://www.reeseshardwear.com
Oh my goodness! I’ve done that too. Glad I’m not the only one… 😉
Haha this is so funny and cute! I’m so guilty of doing some of these!
Who isn’t!
So funny! I always do the side pose listening to that comedian lol! I always take multiple poses but then end up liking those the best … never fails lol!
Haha! I always find I end up liking a certain pose too!